When I Get a House and Also Become a Billionaire...

When the two things in the title converge, there will be an explosion of awesome that defies all other things previously considered awesome. My house is going to be a collaboration of creative, excessive and possibly stupendisity. That's right. My home will warrant new adjectives.

A couple of items that will hopefully find their way into that splendiferous being that will be my house are:

1. A bookshelf that leads to a secret room. I don't really care what kind of room; bedroom, study, llama holding facility... All I want is a bookshelf that leads there.



2. An aquarium where you wouldn't typically find one. Hopefully with something awesome inside- like a squid or a mermaid. I never did too well with fish... I would also need someone on staff that would clean out the tank... This picture concerns me now, cause what if the fish dies and you are like, man I really want to wash my hands, but the sink has dead fish stank emanating from it. Hmmmm... Okay, so maybe no fishtank sink. The point still stands though... it looks sweet.





3. I love to swim. I have always wanted one of those horizon pools that looks as if it continues forever. I also would like one of those pools with the super powerful jets so that when you swim, you can 'pretend' you are swimming laps, even though you don't really go anywhere. This pool would be even cooler if the bottom was glass too, so you could see all the way down.





4. A loft. I have always wanted a loft. I don't know why. It is like a half-assed second story, yet I really want one. I guess that's all on the loft situation.




So these are just a few things I want in my future house de awesome. What do you think?